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i-never-liked-your-spinach-puffs:

I just had to.

travelviatardis:

I didn’t choose the fandom life,

the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

promo4homo:

beefjorky:

gotta keep an eye out for selener

ok but does she have a pink chicken wing on her necklace

_________ or _________

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